linds1982smith: so you're single?
linds1982smith: how rude, i didn't even ask
Sandman302: yeah, im "out there"
linds1982smith: out there like single?
Sandman302: yeah
linds1982smith: well that's fun
linds1982smith: any prospects?
Sandman302: nah, just kinda doing my thing
Sandman302: whatever that thing is
Sandman302: having a geef is overrated
linds1982smith: the internet, poker, video game thing, occasional masturbation
Sandman302: LOL
linds1982smith: i know how it goes... : P
Sandman302: i seroiusly about spit water on my screen
Sandman302: very nice
linds1982smith: lol
linds1982smith: sometimes i whip up something good like that
linds1982smith: that was a gem, i must admit
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
So I don't really understand the whole phenomenon of "Absense Makes The Heart Grow Fonder" or whatever dumb cliche it is... but I believe it. I just like to call it Vacation Syndrome. Someone goes away for a while, and then suddenly you want to tell them what you seasoned your dinner with and how many times you sharpened your pencil at work and dumb shit like that, when usually you cherish your "Me Time." Big Whatever. And it totally puts a smile on my face when he happens to be in a foreign country that has keyboards with Y and Z switched, so you get an email that looks like this:
(Aww, someone can't wait to see me?? WTF?)
Speaking of Europe... when I lived in Germany, we had a bidet in our house. I had no idea what it was, no one in our house used it ever, only as a prop to hold up my pre-pubessent hairy legs when I shaved them for the first time. (Ahh, memories.) Anyway, so I totally would use the bidet if I lived there now. Honestly, I've had this conversation with numerous people, all of whom give me a weird look, but their non-interest in this topic makes me think THEY'RE the weird ones. So here's the conversation:
Every day, you shit. Shit comes out of your body. Fact.
Another fact? We wipe our asses dry with toilet paper.
Picture this (THEORETICALLY): You accidentally get shit on your hand, or arm, or something. Would you just wipe it dry, with a dry paper towel? Or let's say you step in mud while barefoot. Do you just dry your foot off on the grass and not actually wash it clean? People are so paranoid about using anti-bac at the thought of touching a quarter or a menu. BUT THEY ARE WILLING TO JUST WIPE SHIT DRY ON THEIR ASSES???
I don't get it. If I had a bidet, I would wash my ass every damn time I took a shit. And you should wish to do that as well.
Ahhh, I just sound like a pervert now. If not a pervert, then at least a weirdo for having thought that out.
Uhhhh, there's no redemption for this post after that, is there?
Lindsaz - (Im going to tzpe mz waz, screw this kezboard)
Did I tell zou I love castles? A LOT? Zou will realiye this when zou see mz pictures.
When do zou flz in on Mondaz? Are zou flzing with zour mom? If not, I can pick zou up from the airport if it is after work, and show zou all mz pictures and catch up. Let me know, I can not wait to see zou again...
(Aww, someone can't wait to see me?? WTF?)
Speaking of Europe... when I lived in Germany, we had a bidet in our house. I had no idea what it was, no one in our house used it ever, only as a prop to hold up my pre-pubessent hairy legs when I shaved them for the first time. (Ahh, memories.) Anyway, so I totally would use the bidet if I lived there now. Honestly, I've had this conversation with numerous people, all of whom give me a weird look, but their non-interest in this topic makes me think THEY'RE the weird ones. So here's the conversation:
Every day, you shit. Shit comes out of your body. Fact.
Another fact? We wipe our asses dry with toilet paper.
Picture this (THEORETICALLY): You accidentally get shit on your hand, or arm, or something. Would you just wipe it dry, with a dry paper towel? Or let's say you step in mud while barefoot. Do you just dry your foot off on the grass and not actually wash it clean? People are so paranoid about using anti-bac at the thought of touching a quarter or a menu. BUT THEY ARE WILLING TO JUST WIPE SHIT DRY ON THEIR ASSES???
I don't get it. If I had a bidet, I would wash my ass every damn time I took a shit. And you should wish to do that as well.
Ahhh, I just sound like a pervert now. If not a pervert, then at least a weirdo for having thought that out.
Uhhhh, there's no redemption for this post after that, is there?
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
You know what is a super gross feeling? Seeing someone walk behind their boss, dejected, into a conference room knowing that they're going to get laid off. Especially when you make eye contact with her, and her eyes are already red because she knows why her boss has asked her to follow him because that's what happened to four people yesterday, and another guy this morning. She'll go in that room, learn that she has 3 days of work left and that Friday will be her last, and she'll know that she won't be offered a severance package because she's not really a true employee there anyway, just a contract employee. And that if the mortgage or rent is due in 3 weeks, oh well. It's a horrible, horrible feeling. It's one thing to read about it in the newspaper or even hear others' tell the story about how it happened at their job, but to look into her eyes and see that hopeless glance really made me sad today.
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So, I love having a blog because it allows me to say things to people without actually having to say it to them. I mostly - like 97% of the time - write things on here for my own memory, for my own amusement, or for your amusement. But sometimes I use it as a means with which to communicate what I don't want to do face-to-face or even blatantly. It's cowardice, but better than nothing. Throwing something out there that would make me nauseous if I sent an email or, God forbid, picked up the phone to say is slightly comforting; the problem therein lies in not getting any feedback, whatsoever. I'm never even positive that the correct audience ever read it. And if he or she did, that he or she knew it was for him or her. Okay fuck this pronoun game.
But I guess it's my own perogative, what I write and why I write it. And now that I've laid down that blogger-diarrhea, and actually didn't disclose anything, I'm out. Maybe I'll get drunk tonight and say some things I'll wish I hadn't. Byeee!
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So, I love having a blog because it allows me to say things to people without actually having to say it to them. I mostly - like 97% of the time - write things on here for my own memory, for my own amusement, or for your amusement. But sometimes I use it as a means with which to communicate what I don't want to do face-to-face or even blatantly. It's cowardice, but better than nothing. Throwing something out there that would make me nauseous if I sent an email or, God forbid, picked up the phone to say is slightly comforting; the problem therein lies in not getting any feedback, whatsoever. I'm never even positive that the correct audience ever read it. And if he or she did, that he or she knew it was for him or her. Okay fuck this pronoun game.
But I guess it's my own perogative, what I write and why I write it. And now that I've laid down that blogger-diarrhea, and actually didn't disclose anything, I'm out. Maybe I'll get drunk tonight and say some things I'll wish I hadn't. Byeee!
Monday, January 16, 2006
Umm can we talk for a second about how celebrities are stealing my baby names!? Granted, it's not like I'm with child, will be with child in the near or not-near future, nor am even getting laid thus the possibility of conceiving a child, BUT. First it was Britney - who I love, don't get me wronte - with SEAN. Umm, hi, that's MY baby name. NOW, I read that Ange-fucking-lina is going to name her son WILLIAM. UMMMM No you di'nt. NO YOU DID NOT. I hope that her baby turns out to be a girl, that by the grace of god a sonogram showed the girl with her hand down at her crotch looking like a baby penis or something. Now all I need is Katie Holmes and her manic gay boyfriend to decide to call their baby JAMESON and I will shoot up the internet with a bb gun. That's all!
Friday, January 13, 2006
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
So you know what makes for a funny-slash-awkward time? When the guy you are sort of dating meets your best friend and her boyfriend for the first time (in addition to the fact that this is the first time you've ever laid eyes on him, too) (your friend's boyfriend, not the guy you are sort of dating, although that would make for a good story too, no?) and the bestfriend's boyfriend - now called BFB - goes to the guy you're kinda-sorta dating "So... you're the infamous (insert name)" like totally out of the blue. Like, ummm, dude, I just met you, let alone this guy, so what exactly do you know about him?? OMG too funny.
ALSO, another funny-slash-awkward time? When you overhear the following conversation, and you happen to kinda-sorta know the guy...
GUY and GIRL in line at the coffee shop, trying to sober up, I assume, just as I am. GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER obviously knows the GIRL, and says to her:
"GIRL, you should have like a calendar for me, with different guys' pictures on it so I can keep them straight."
HELLLLLLLLLO. Awkward! And then GUY goes "Well.... that makes me feel real [sic] good." Cuz seriously, what do you say to that?!?! I tried to make sympathetic eye-contact with him, but I think he avoided it, and rightfully so. I would have done the exact same thing. Except the point where he proceeded to the couch and made out with her anyway, I would have been crying in the bathroom. Subtle differences, not important.
Anyway, so my week off is like 40% over. It's kinda depressing, although it does mean I'm that much closer to a couple of sweet ass vaca's I have lined up. Holla!
Ummm what else? I got Ugg slippers for Christmas, I really think it changed the quality of my life, in all seriousness. Now, I think of time in a much more simple way, much like most of the world uses BC and AD... for me, though, it's more like BUS and AUS, for "Before Ugg Slippers" and "After Ugg Slippers." I've said it before and I'll say it again, they're like a wet dream for your feet.
Chew on that.
ALSO, another funny-slash-awkward time? When you overhear the following conversation, and you happen to kinda-sorta know the guy...
GUY and GIRL in line at the coffee shop, trying to sober up, I assume, just as I am. GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER obviously knows the GIRL, and says to her:
"GIRL, you should have like a calendar for me, with different guys' pictures on it so I can keep them straight."
HELLLLLLLLLO. Awkward! And then GUY goes "Well.... that makes me feel real [sic] good." Cuz seriously, what do you say to that?!?! I tried to make sympathetic eye-contact with him, but I think he avoided it, and rightfully so. I would have done the exact same thing. Except the point where he proceeded to the couch and made out with her anyway, I would have been crying in the bathroom. Subtle differences, not important.
Anyway, so my week off is like 40% over. It's kinda depressing, although it does mean I'm that much closer to a couple of sweet ass vaca's I have lined up. Holla!
Ummm what else? I got Ugg slippers for Christmas, I really think it changed the quality of my life, in all seriousness. Now, I think of time in a much more simple way, much like most of the world uses BC and AD... for me, though, it's more like BUS and AUS, for "Before Ugg Slippers" and "After Ugg Slippers." I've said it before and I'll say it again, they're like a wet dream for your feet.
Chew on that.
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Honestly! This will be my last list/post or questionaire/post or whatever it is. I promise. It's the same thing I posted last year.
1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Took a business trip. (Lame!) It was to Mexico, though, and I flew out there by myself (met up with my co-worker there though) but I officially felt like an adult at that point.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Fuck that.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope, yet another year in which I know no one who has to deal with hemmeroids and breast pumps.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No.
5. What countries did you visit?
Mexico, see aforementioned business trip. Kinda borrrrring.
6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
Resolve, attitude, fancy jewelry.
7. What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
It's kinda sad, but I don't really have one! I'm running through the months, and nothing's popping out at me. :(
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Being employed? Paying off my credit cards... but that goes hand-in-hand with #6 (see: Resolve) as I promptly began charging things again and once again have the cc debt. I'm such a Debbie!
9. What was your biggest failure?
Okay, I guess I got a little ahead of myself, cuz that was a failure. Also, I dropped out of a class I signed up for at the local community college because I "didn't have time to prepare for the class". Such bullshit.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
No. I did throw up in a bar once. I felt sick and just knew that I had to ralph, so I lined the floor of the bathroom with a couple of layers of toilet paper, ditto to the toilet, and proped my elbows on the john and puked the last 4 meals up. Nice story!!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Two pair of fabulous pants that make me look like I have a great ass.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
14. Where did most of your money go?
Credit card and student loan payments.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Kissing a boy who gives me butterflies.
16. What song will always remind you of 2005?
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? indifferent
ii. thinner or fatter? same, i think
iii. richer or poorer? richer, holler at a 401k and salary!
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Exercise
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Moping and waxing depression
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
In Saginaw with my dad's sister's family
21. Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
Kare won this award again in 2005. Although, 9 times out of 10, when my work phone rings, it's Roxanne.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Laguna Beach.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Naw.
26. What was the best book you read?
The Lovely Bones, Lucky, both by Alice Sebold
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Keane, Death Cab for Cutie
28. What did you want and get?
A new winter jacket
29. What did you want and not get?
To buy a house (see how the thing I wanted and got was trivial, and the thing I wanted and did not get is like a Big Thing? My priorities are reeeeeally straight.)
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Before Sunset (first time viewed this year, I'm the judge and I say that is ok even though it's an '04 film)
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Called in sick to work, went and got a massage and lunch at my favorite sandwich shop, where I splurged and got a milkshake. Ummm that's kind of a sad story.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
To have enjoyed going to work more...
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Accept my size and buy clothes that actually fit well. That, and I'm still all about accessorizing! Holla
34. What kept you sane?
Actually, living with my family...
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Gwenyth and Britney, Heath and Zach
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
This whole Capital Punishment thing... I don't get it?
37. Who did you miss?
Allison!
38. Who was the best new person you met?
My co-workers... Lori, Cat, Lambros, Bob, Jack, Julie, Luis, Mark, Nick, Ian, Jennifer. They're really cool people.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
It's really important that you like what you do... because if not, 8-5 will go by so fucking slowly it's not even funny. It's not a lesson-LEARNED, per se, as it is a lesson-REALIZED, as I have not yet learned from this situation as I am still in it...
40. Quote a song/movie lyric that sums up your year:
1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Took a business trip. (Lame!) It was to Mexico, though, and I flew out there by myself (met up with my co-worker there though) but I officially felt like an adult at that point.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Fuck that.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope, yet another year in which I know no one who has to deal with hemmeroids and breast pumps.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No.
5. What countries did you visit?
Mexico, see aforementioned business trip. Kinda borrrrring.
6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
Resolve, attitude, fancy jewelry.
7. What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
It's kinda sad, but I don't really have one! I'm running through the months, and nothing's popping out at me. :(
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Being employed? Paying off my credit cards... but that goes hand-in-hand with #6 (see: Resolve) as I promptly began charging things again and once again have the cc debt. I'm such a Debbie!
9. What was your biggest failure?
Okay, I guess I got a little ahead of myself, cuz that was a failure. Also, I dropped out of a class I signed up for at the local community college because I "didn't have time to prepare for the class". Such bullshit.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
No. I did throw up in a bar once. I felt sick and just knew that I had to ralph, so I lined the floor of the bathroom with a couple of layers of toilet paper, ditto to the toilet, and proped my elbows on the john and puked the last 4 meals up. Nice story!!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Two pair of fabulous pants that make me look like I have a great ass.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
14. Where did most of your money go?
Credit card and student loan payments.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Kissing a boy who gives me butterflies.
16. What song will always remind you of 2005?
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? indifferent
ii. thinner or fatter? same, i think
iii. richer or poorer? richer, holler at a 401k and salary!
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Exercise
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Moping and waxing depression
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
In Saginaw with my dad's sister's family
21. Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
Kare won this award again in 2005. Although, 9 times out of 10, when my work phone rings, it's Roxanne.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Laguna Beach.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Naw.
26. What was the best book you read?
The Lovely Bones, Lucky, both by Alice Sebold
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Keane, Death Cab for Cutie
28. What did you want and get?
A new winter jacket
29. What did you want and not get?
To buy a house (see how the thing I wanted and got was trivial, and the thing I wanted and did not get is like a Big Thing? My priorities are reeeeeally straight.)
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Before Sunset (first time viewed this year, I'm the judge and I say that is ok even though it's an '04 film)
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Called in sick to work, went and got a massage and lunch at my favorite sandwich shop, where I splurged and got a milkshake. Ummm that's kind of a sad story.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
To have enjoyed going to work more...
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Accept my size and buy clothes that actually fit well. That, and I'm still all about accessorizing! Holla
34. What kept you sane?
Actually, living with my family...
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Gwenyth and Britney, Heath and Zach
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
This whole Capital Punishment thing... I don't get it?
37. Who did you miss?
Allison!
38. Who was the best new person you met?
My co-workers... Lori, Cat, Lambros, Bob, Jack, Julie, Luis, Mark, Nick, Ian, Jennifer. They're really cool people.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
It's really important that you like what you do... because if not, 8-5 will go by so fucking slowly it's not even funny. It's not a lesson-LEARNED, per se, as it is a lesson-REALIZED, as I have not yet learned from this situation as I am still in it...
40. Quote a song/movie lyric that sums up your year:
YES: Jimmy's XMas Party 05... hot cheese poured on the chest, Jimmy almost being sessually assulted and my coming to the rescue (it doesn't happen often, so I gotta brag when I can...), and Brussel Sprouts pop.
NO: Death Cramps for Cutie waking me up this morning at 8am, and not going away any time soon. Begone! uterine contractions from hell!
HEY: I need a haircut!
HO: Yo mamma!
HIGH: ...is not my tolerance level for jerk-off drivers.
LOW: ... is my bank account, woe be to it.
HELL: Sitting on Santa's lap,
NO: way am I doing you a favor if it involves 1) me putting on real clothes 2) if it involves me moving 3) if it involves me going outside 4) if it involves me in any way. I'm a cold-hearted bitch!
Alas, that 'list' is through, with nary a funny or enlightening quip. HOWEVER. It did highlight a few good things. But actually. I don't want to elaborate.
My boob is itchy, in other news, but moreso the area that connects to the arm. My feet are freezing. Winter air is harsh.
It's nice to have your sweater smell
like someone else still
the next day. Like an olfactory reminder
of what could be, or what already is.
I've become this weird person who cannot drink alcohol. I have a drink or two, and am done, sans buzz, sans giddy, salacious behaviour, sans slight headache the next morning (the perk). I need to holler at some Holiday Eggnog! or Jesus-y Brandy Slush! Or a Stoli Martini! The shakes are gone (I learned all about DTs last night...) but my psychological addiction to alcohol lingers...
Mmmm, good word... lingers...
Kinda reminds me of ligers!
NO: Death Cramps for Cutie waking me up this morning at 8am, and not going away any time soon. Begone! uterine contractions from hell!
HEY: I need a haircut!
HO: Yo mamma!
HIGH: ...is not my tolerance level for jerk-off drivers.
LOW: ... is my bank account, woe be to it.
HELL: Sitting on Santa's lap,
NO: way am I doing you a favor if it involves 1) me putting on real clothes 2) if it involves me moving 3) if it involves me going outside 4) if it involves me in any way. I'm a cold-hearted bitch!
Alas, that 'list' is through, with nary a funny or enlightening quip. HOWEVER. It did highlight a few good things. But actually. I don't want to elaborate.
My boob is itchy, in other news, but moreso the area that connects to the arm. My feet are freezing. Winter air is harsh.
It's nice to have your sweater smell
like someone else still
the next day. Like an olfactory reminder
of what could be, or what already is.
I've become this weird person who cannot drink alcohol. I have a drink or two, and am done, sans buzz, sans giddy, salacious behaviour, sans slight headache the next morning (the perk). I need to holler at some Holiday Eggnog! or Jesus-y Brandy Slush! Or a Stoli Martini! The shakes are gone (I learned all about DTs last night...) but my psychological addiction to alcohol lingers...
Mmmm, good word... lingers...
Kinda reminds me of ligers!
Sunday, December 11, 2005
I totally hate it when you are running late, and you know you're running late, and something happens that will make you even more late and you cannot stop it. Kinda like the scene from Love Actually where Alan Rickman is trying to buy his secretary some jewelry while his wife is in the other part of the department store, and Mr. Bean is taking foreeeeever wrapping up the necklace and he's just watching him in agony praying to holy hell that he would just hurry the fuck up? Yeah, kinda like that. That might just be the worst feeling ever, worse than blue balls (so I'm told), worse than finding your dog dead at the side of the road, worse the seeing someone else take the last serving of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner.
Anyway.
So lately I've been very hot/cold, on/off, here/there. It sucks, I'm so indecisive and wishy-washy, I don't know how anyone puts up with it.
I have officially been graduated and have been at my job for 1 year. What the hell?! I love how my original plans "I'll live with my parents until February, March maybe" has turned into over one year, and I still get yelled at to clean my room. Granted, it is a disaster, but still. The house hunting/mortgage banker hunting process is a little scary, so I retreat and ignore it, as usual! But you know, whatever.
Sooo, New Year's Eve plans? Are there any??
Anyway.
So lately I've been very hot/cold, on/off, here/there. It sucks, I'm so indecisive and wishy-washy, I don't know how anyone puts up with it.
I have officially been graduated and have been at my job for 1 year. What the hell?! I love how my original plans "I'll live with my parents until February, March maybe" has turned into over one year, and I still get yelled at to clean my room. Granted, it is a disaster, but still. The house hunting/mortgage banker hunting process is a little scary, so I retreat and ignore it, as usual! But you know, whatever.
Sooo, New Year's Eve plans? Are there any??
Wednesday, December 7, 2005
Okay, I'm kinda obsessed with surveys right this second. What am I? Twelve?!?! Do you SEE my excessive use of punctuation here!?!?! What the hell is going on? I'm confused...
WHO'S BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
Mine
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Hot Pink with purple argyle (so hot right now)
HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST <-- this refers to myspace.com
No
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
12
HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW 'IN REAL LIFE'?
10
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The sound of water (and poop and pee and toilet paper) running through the pipes in my house.
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES
Smitty, L.Smith, Linds
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR UNDIES RIGHT NOW?
Royal Blue
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
H-Yes! Zoe-ster, and DONT YOU FORGET IT.
WHAT'S YOUR DAD AND MOM'S MIDDLE NAME?
Alan & Patricia
MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
Run Lola Run
NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
freckles, chapstick, boobies
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SMOKED MARIJUANA?
well over a year ago. unfort.
NAME A TEACHER YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR!
The student teacher at Munich Internation School... the scruffy beard, mmm...
IS THERE ANYONE ON YOUR LIST YOU SECRETLY WOULD GET IT ON WITH?
Oh yes
HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
$NADA!
WHO'S THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
Janey
WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
Clocks by Coldplay
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
Fraternizing
WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY?
no plans yet... i'm not feeling well
WHO'S BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
Mine
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Hot Pink with purple argyle (so hot right now)
HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST <-- this refers to myspace.com
No
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
12
HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW 'IN REAL LIFE'?
10
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The sound of water (and poop and pee and toilet paper) running through the pipes in my house.
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES
Smitty, L.Smith, Linds
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR UNDIES RIGHT NOW?
Royal Blue
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
H-Yes! Zoe-ster, and DONT YOU FORGET IT.
WHAT'S YOUR DAD AND MOM'S MIDDLE NAME?
Alan & Patricia
MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
Run Lola Run
NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
freckles, chapstick, boobies
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SMOKED MARIJUANA?
well over a year ago. unfort.
NAME A TEACHER YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR!
The student teacher at Munich Internation School... the scruffy beard, mmm...
IS THERE ANYONE ON YOUR LIST YOU SECRETLY WOULD GET IT ON WITH?
Oh yes
HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
$NADA!
WHO'S THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
Janey
WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
Clocks by Coldplay
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
Fraternizing
WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY?
no plans yet... i'm not feeling well
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