Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Venting 101

It's crazy to me that the Powers That Be here at My Place of Employment put a person in charge around here that talks to people as if they've flunked Kindergarten twice, with Cliff's Notes, and the answer manual.
 
We are not stupid. You are an asshole.
 
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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Thing I Can No Longer Do Now That I Work In An "Open Cube" Area

 - floss my teeth if I have last night's popcorn kernals hiding in the crevices between my canines
 - scratch my boob
 - use my letter opener to scratch my back (underneath the shirt)
 - do a quick once-over of my tissues (ladies shouldn't do that anyway, right?)
 - search for open positions at my company - don't want people getting the wrong idea
 - apply last-minute make-up in a last-ditch effort to look put-together
 - sit like a hunchback (probably a good thing, no?)
 - gmail all day
 - play solitare on those down minutes