Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Venting 101

It's crazy to me that the Powers That Be here at My Place of Employment put a person in charge around here that talks to people as if they've flunked Kindergarten twice, with Cliff's Notes, and the answer manual.
We are not stupid. You are an asshole.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Thing I Can No Longer Do Now That I Work In An "Open Cube" Area

 - floss my teeth if I have last night's popcorn kernals hiding in the crevices between my canines
 - scratch my boob
 - use my letter opener to scratch my back (underneath the shirt)
 - do a quick once-over of my tissues (ladies shouldn't do that anyway, right?)
 - search for open positions at my company - don't want people getting the wrong idea
 - apply last-minute make-up in a last-ditch effort to look put-together
 - sit like a hunchback (probably a good thing, no?)
 - gmail all day
 - play solitare on those down minutes