What to do in event of a sudden flash flood, #31a)
Saran wrap your Precious Moments collection and make like a tree... up into a tree... don't forget your floatation device.
What to do in event of a sudden flash flood, #31b)
Smear your body in crisco or a tub of whale blubber* in hopes of staying above the surface.
*whale blubber applicable when available.