sorry Rob, i had to...

"Alright Lindsay, well I'm gonna go now... Terry and I are going to look for lonely freshmen..."

:::pause::: followed by frantic talking in the background

"Freshman boys! Freshman boys! To pick us up! Not the other way around"

more frantic talking

"I mean... wait, that sounds even worse!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah you crack me up :D
(disclaimer: they were looking for their sober, freshman friends to come pick up their drunk asses)