The Pits

No, not Brad and Angelina, but this: knowing you're about to sneeze right after you've taken a big mouthful of food. If you're lucky and are able to quickly chewchewchewswallow before the big Atchoo, you're still left with the residuals floating around in your mouth and stuck to your teeth and gums and you just haven't properly deposited all of the food yet into your belly. Of course, you just ran out of Kleenex and the office supply closet is out as well, so you're left with your hand... your poor hand.