While browsing through job descriptions online, I found the following desired qualification from one employer in particular: "Familiarity with DoD."

Excellent! I am very familiar with Dick o'Dows! [local Irish pub]
I know that on Thursdays, they have live music and I frequently run into my high school alumnis, on Sun-Tues are rather quiet, but they never have drink specials, even on the slow nights. Five dollars for a pint of beer! At least they don't serve crap...

Sigh. If only they were talking about that DoD.