roxanne, in the ambulance: i know this is gonna sound really vain, but i have a wedding on saturday, so you better not tell me something is wrong with my arm

roxanne, after hearing she broke her arm: well, can i have a black cast?
doctor: uhhh, we'll discuss that after surgery.
roxanne: well, i'm telling you right now, i want a black cast.

roxanne, after surgery: i don't care! i still hate her!

roxanne, on pain: usually, i'd say 'i want my arm to hurt for a long time' cuz i would like the attention, but now i just want it to not hurt anymore because i have this wedding on saturday.

rox, i took the best drugged up quotes i could think of! hope you are feeling better. xo