so i work in a food market. in the bakery. annnnnd i'm the only person in the bakery, so i take care of all of the customers, never get a break, etc. so i'm slicing bread for someone, and an old man comes up and is just standing there politely. even though he wasn't being rude and demanding my service immediately, i called out to him "hi i'll be with you in just a second." and then - this 70-something man! - replied "i'd wait forever for you". i almost pissed my pants, didn't even try to hide a silent laugh and a big grin. oy veh, that job is a trip. not really, but i like to make the things i do sound more important than they really are. [insert IM smiley face sticking out tongue]

oh get this:

do the kirby <('.'<) <( '.' )> (>'.')>

do you see it?!
lol.