customer of the day:

i ask her if she wants me to wrap up her french baguette (a long thin loaf of bread) in a thin paper bag made specifically for the baguette.
she says okay, then watches me put the bag on the bread. she calls out "yeah, i DID want a condom for my bread, thanks!" after i died laughing, i was reborn in time to hear her say "better safe than sorry!"
maybe it was a 'had-to-be-there' moment, but nonetheless, made my last 2 hours of work all the more bearable!
annnnnnnnd i'm done.