We went to Olive Garden with the idea of unlimited soup and salad for $5.99.
Girls on a budget.
Until, we arrive.
"Glass of wine, please." (Nevermind it is only noon.)
"Mimosa's all around."
Rox gets the bill, focuses long enough on it to proclaim, "It's only $35!"
We were confused... she had paid for all of our mimosas, her own wine, her own food, plus one of the appetizers. It didn't add up.
To our confused looks, she added...
"... on alcohol!"