Friday, August 28, 2009

A Toothy Confession

Confession:  I've used the hair off of my own head as dental floss, in times of great need. For example, in the movie theater with a critical piece of kernel cornered between my molars. Also, driving home after dinner with a poppy seed lodged between two incisors. Sometimes desperate times do call for desperate measures.
False:  I tell my dentist about the frequency in which I floss. I say it's twice a week, give or take.
Truth:  More like once a month, is like it. There, I said it. Yeah, I know it's gross. I'll floss tonight.

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