- floss my teeth if I have last night's popcorn kernals hiding in the crevices between my canines
- scratch my boob
- use my letter opener to scratch my back (underneath the shirt)
- do a quick once-over of my tissues (ladies shouldn't do that anyway, right?)
- search for open positions at my company - don't want people getting the wrong idea
- apply last-minute make-up in a last-ditch effort to look put-together
- sit like a hunchback (probably a good thing, no?)
- gmail all day
- play solitare on those down minutes
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