Venting 101

It's crazy to me that the Powers That Be here at My Place of Employment put a person in charge around here that talks to people as if they've flunked Kindergarten twice, with Cliff's Notes, and the answer manual.

 

We are not stupid. You are an asshole.

 

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Thing I Can No Longer Do Now That I Work In An "Open Cube" Area

 - floss my teeth if I have last night's popcorn kernals hiding in the crevices between my canines

 - scratch my boob

 - use my letter opener to scratch my back (underneath the shirt)

 - do a quick once-over of my tissues (ladies shouldn't do that anyway, right?)

 - search for open positions at my company - don't want people getting the wrong idea

 - apply last-minute make-up in a last-ditch effort to look put-together

 - sit like a hunchback (probably a good thing, no?)

 - gmail all day

 - play solitare on those down minutes