So Cool

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Me and my new Carmelo's.

TOXIC.

There's this spot on my left hip where, when I scratch it, I can feel the scratch on my neck.

Random thoughts:

- Lucid dreaming is the way to go.
- I kind of want to go back to school to become a teacher, or a photographer, or something equally less business-like.
- On occasion, it's good for the soul to buy yourself costume jewelry in hopes that you will one day wear it.
- I've mentioned this before, but whenever I go to Karin's and catch up on my Cosmo reading, I'm always enlightened and astonished by some of the things I read. This weekend did not disprove my hypothesis. (Yes, that was a double negative, because I am not capable of saying anything positive at the time being.)
- When ordering a Stoli at the bar and they serve you Smirnoff without your permission, you are then entitled, no, OBLIGATED, to not tip. Bitches.
- It's okay to get inspired by pop music.
- I told a friend I wanted to go see her counselor, but only if I could call her my therapist, cuz that sounds so much cooler.
- I have officially lost 10 cool points for that last statement.
- You should officially not talk to me because I said "cool points."
- Last week was the longest week of my life.
- I NEED to go skiing up north in the near future, any takers?
- I used to adopt the belief that those who kept their physical space really neat did it because their head was in chaos, and on the flip side, that those who were messy in their space had it all together up in their head. Of course, it was convenient to belive that because I am a SLOB, but now I'm not so sure.
- I am flattered, really, that my friends ask me for dating advice. But sometimes, I feel guilty that I don't add a disclaimer.
- My hands and feet are freezing right now, and it's making me a little sad.
- I love love LOVE James Spader and William Shatner on Boston Legal. I just realized that William Shatner has "Shat" in his last name. Shat. Hehehe.
- Nothing is more creepy than to read "hehehe." It makes me feel like a perv saying it.
- But how cool is it to have SHAT in your name?
- I don't get personal email anymore, and that kinda sucks. But then again, I don't send it much anymore either. I guess I don't know what I'm expecting when I compulsively check my mail like twenty times a day. An invitation to pick up and go somewhere or do something crazy and totally not-Lindsay-like?
- I'm gonna try really hard to keep the berating (of myself) to myself this next week. I shall call it my New Week's Resolution, as setting a goal for one week is much more realistic for me than anything long term.
- It's been way too long since I've consumed Coffee ice cream. Never before has Haagen Daas crafted such a perfect dessert.
- Past my bedtime. Passed my bedtime? I never said I was an English major. (I actually got my diploma today. It's all official and shit.)
- Here's to hoping this pit-in-my-stomach feeling goes away soon.
- Drinks, anyone?

You know you're old when...

... you read the phrase "rock out with your cock out" for the first time ever, in amazement, like this: (wide eyes) "rock out.......? with your? (lower your voice) cock out??"

more to come, i promise.