if i could talk to my sub-conscious, i'd sing "hey girl come with me and let yourself go" and then i'd paint her a picture of purples and blues with a touch of yellow, and then i'd put pink lip gloss on her lips and close the lid to her head and send her off to class.

i am a pre-teen. i will always have a crush on an unmentionable boy, as will my other blog co-writer. she ran into hers today, and then i made her call him. we were giggling. we are twelve. i still blush and turn pink. i am silly.
outkast is dressed up like transvestites, and the girl from I AM SAM is a 25 year old stuck in a 7 year olds' body. and yes, jay leno has a big chin, but it's cute ; )
i'm so cancelling my chiro appt. tomorrow! it's SNOWING!!!
annnnnd i'm off... like a prom dress. night blog.

my computer is an asshole.

what a retarded-ass post from last night. i'm so stupid sometimes. i wish i could insert one of those AOL instant messenger smiley faces here though, the one that looks like he's drunk. yeeeeeah.

ok so i was talking to these 2 girls tonight about their boyfriens, ok not cool. i mean cool as hell.
but c ome one. where are you?
come on already.
i just got nice and sick in the toilet.
mmmmmmmm GROSS>., sorry guys.
ok i gotta go the glare of the comp. is keeipng people up. and like asleep up, none of that shit here.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.000000000 lindsmith.

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--an ad in friday's State News

nah-min-uhl geeeee d. pee

in attempt to be a good student and be on top of things, i took the liberty of writing down in my date book the days of all tests/quizzes. yeah, big mistake. i have an advertising exam march 17, then the next day, i have an accounting exam, a econ exam (the only one of the whole semester too), and a statistics exam, all in one day! big freaking riiiiiiiiiiiiight. lovely, huh?

dear blog,
just wanted you to know i am still alive and kicking.
love, lindsay.
p.s. i am trying to bring back the side-ponytail. i don't think it's going to go over too well, i hope i have your support on the matter.

winamp #270.

hahahahahaha i sneaked onto lindsay's blog...hehehehehe . if she is going to try pulling a fast one on me, i am going to pull a fast one on her

this is for you linds
"you are not responsible for other people's feeling"
dr. phil rocks my world

sometimes i look you up just to make sure you still exist.

could you teach me how to dance real slow?" american pie

you do what you gotta do.

but sometimes it's just "you do what you do", gotta doesn't play any role in it.

i love any/all forms of non-reciprocity...

i have written about 5 different things here but erased them all. i think it just gives me comfort typing them out, but i'd die if i posted any of them. oooooh now you want to know what i wrote!!

no update.

one thing after another. they keep coming. know how you feel.

do any of you know how to fix this number thing i got going here next to the date?

i love descending down a flight of stairs and hate the sound of stacking dishes. this is what i thought about today.

quoting kare: "I'm over it." or him. same thing.

someone stole my blog?!!!? how dare you?

whoops i seem to have misplaced my blog.

whoa there is so much editing done here on this blog. i just wrote an entire paragraph about human species, gender, and chimpanzees. thank god i erased it. anyway. happy new year y'all. i'm taking a hiatus from blogger, for real. see you in a bit.

...and tonight he called me a loser. but it was online, which is fake anyway. but still. that's crossing the line buddy. no more talking about you!

so i have this friend mike...

i've deleted everything i wrote (in this post) on purpose because it's stupid and i'm done with writing here. for now at least.